hrtbps:

My train was cancelled today because of a “windscreen broken by a pheasant.”  I don’t know if the pheasant was throwing breeze blocks off a bridge for a laugh, or whether he’d got into debt and was depressed, but either way it meant I had to stand around in the cold for an extra forty minutes.  Not cool, pheasant!

hrtbps:

My train was cancelled today because of a “windscreen broken by a pheasant.”  I don’t know if the pheasant was throwing breeze blocks off a bridge for a laugh, or whether he’d got into debt and was depressed, but either way it meant I had to stand around in the cold for an extra forty minutes.  Not cool, pheasant!

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